
We were invited to the Krispy Kreme preview party for the nearlyy opened outpost at 41 S 16th St, just north of Chestnut St. Messy couldn't make it, but Picky sure as hell could and he did. Is there anyone out there not familiar with Krispy Kreme? The crack-laced confection which has helped people gain more poundage than Jenny Craig could hope to ever charge you to melt away; the saliva inducing inventors of the 'HOT NOW' sign outside each mini factory; the 'buns' for the infamous Luther Burger. Either way, it's on the other side of that sheet of white icing to the left of the warm donuts where a donut becomes something else.

I was welcomed into the sparkling clean joint by these two lovely ladies with trays full of bagels, cinnamon buns, berry laden treats and chillers, their version of the Slurpee. I got there after 2p and just about had the run of the place to myself. I met Braden Young, the Sales & Marketing Manager for the region, who welcomed me to the new outpost of the franchise.

The display case was stocked solid with fresh donuts.

The famous 'original glazed' (190 calories) had several spots along the counter. They had regular flavors as well as some featured donuts with lots of calorie counts. I guess they have a pretty bad rap so it's like saying "not as bad as you'd think!" as you browse the selections and your brain thinks of the trips of the gym it'll have to remember to take.

But let's get to the magic. You've all seen the view from the store side, but I got to take a peek on the other side of the counter and in the mini glazing factory which is the heart of Krispy Kreme. Racks of donuts line the walls on tall baking carts on wheels. The donuts are put onto the wire rack conveyor belt which transforms the plain donuts into something else. The donuts are warmed up (they're traveling left to right in the photo above) before the glaze is applied. I could tell you the exact temperature the donuts need to be in order for the glaze to hold, but I'd have to kill you (and then you wouldn't be able to have any Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

They travel about 2' to the glaze dispenser. The glaze itself is heated to a scalding temperature (once again, I could tell you the exact temperature, but…) in order to adhere to the donut. I was told that if the glaze wasn't a certain temperature and the donut wasn't a certain temperature, the glaze would just glide off and wouldn't that be a shame. The glaze is pumped from a vat below the wire belt (recycling the dripped off glaze) via a tube and it's pumped to a wide surface from which it glides in a solid sheet of joy onto the awaiting donuts. Here's the moment where the angels sing in unison.

I had to fight the urge to grab the donuts right there. I knew exactly how hot the donuts and glaze were. I wanted to do it. But I didn't. The manager standing 1' to my right would not have been happy. He probably would've intercepted my hand and jostled my camera from my grip on the process, knocking it into the vat of glaze. Mmmmmmmmm glazed camera, delicious. So here they are, the nearly finished donut. They had another 20' or so of rolling along the conveyor belt to cool down.

Back on the other side of the counter, I took a closer look at a few offerings, like these minis. I haven't been inside a Krispy Kreme in awhile and don't remember the minis. It's probably been a solid 10 years actually. Me and my friends used to hit up the Krispy Kreme somewhere in VA on our way back from this huge club in SE DC called Nation. The club closed down sometime around 5a or 6a. We'd pile into my buddy Austin's car to ride back to our apartment just outside DC in MD in between Bethesda and Rockville. We drive by the Krispy Kreme looking for that neon sign. If it was on, we went in for some burn the top of your mouth off goodness.

This monster was a little intimidating. A Cookies and Kreme doughnut. Good god. Crumbled Oreos. So wrong and so right at the same time. I resisted the urge to cash in my two tickets for a pair of those.

I filled my freebie bag with an original glazed and a yeast-raised banana caramel donut. I also got a Very Berry Chiller which I happily chugged on my walk home. The syrup magically didn't come apart from the ice. I have no idea what kind of mad alchemy goes on inside that churner machine, but this is one of the very few times I've had an iced drink where the syrup didn't completely separate from the ice. Color me red—and pleasantly surprised.

Here's a closeup of the banana caramel donut I took home. It was dense and delicious. The banana wasn't overly syrupy in flavor, but there were no pieces of actual banana in sight.
It's exactly what you expect from a Krispy Kreme if you've been in one before. If you haven't, well, you should try it out. And random fact: Krispy Kreme is certified Kosher, how about that?

Last, but not least, they're having a Grand Opening Celebration with some giveaways. Be the first person through the door at 6a on the 4th and you'll win one dozen original glazed doughnuts per week for a year. And be sure to snag a paper hat if you see one around. Wear it like you mean it.
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
41 S 16th St
267.548.5516






























