I headed to the much hyped PYT to watch the Giants v Cowboys game with my friend Vince. It was my first time there, but Vince is just about a regular. I'd heard good and bad things about the place, but I figured I'd give it a try myself as I've recently been on the hunt, more than usual, for actually cooked to temperature medium-rare burgers and nobody hypes their own burgers like PYT's Tommy Up.
I met Tommy Up about 3-4 years ago while I was sill at PhillyCarShare. His street team handled a guerrilla marketing campaign which went well and one isolated incident; it happens. When I heard he was opening up PYT at The Piazza in Northern Liberties it piqued my interest. The incessant hyping by him and everyone else on a social network was off putting. But hey, I still went (and not even for a freebie!). It took a few minutes to get a seat at the medium sized bar (about 30' long with 3 booths on the opposite wall), but I got through to an unobstructed view of one of the 2 50"+ Samsung sidescreen TVs mounted into the barside walls. Your typical selection of brews for a medium sized bar with a few local brews (PBC, Lager) a few standards (HighLife, MLite, Guinness) and shockingly missing was Euro Bud: Stella. Walt Whit it was for me. But onto the menu.
If you haven't heard all the gratuitous descriptives for the PYT burgers, consider yourself lucky. The PYT Burger: Cheddar, bacon, tomato, lettuce, sauteed onion special sauce on Martin's potato roll & topped with Kettle chips is what you get for $8. Want 2 patties – that'll be a Royale with cheese for $10. Three would be a Big Mic for $12. I don't do Thousand Island-like special sauce (that's how Vince described it to me) so I went with the Plain Ol' Cheese Burger with blue cheese instead of cheddar for $6. And let me apologize right now for the lack of photos, but I was there for the game and biked over for it sans camera. Keeping up with the Pulp Fiction theme, PYT also does a $5 Milkshake which is topped with sprinkles. Sprinkles? Taking it a step further, their $10 Adultshakes add some liquor with the Jack Rabbit Slim tipping the scales with vanilla or chocolate ice cream and Maker's Mark.
If Messy were with me, she would've had a few choices of Bogus Burgers (what PYT calls meatless burgers). Locals fawn over the portobello burger, but Messy's not a porto burger fan. I think she would've opted for the California Burger: Seared white bean, basil, tomato, garlic and bread crum homemade patty on a Martin's potato roll. Both Bogus Burgers cost $7.
Out came my burger with side of fries, $3, which are also much hyped (seeing a pattern?). I opted to not go for the 'Probably Best Onion Rings You Ever Had' for $4 as I saw about 5 came out in an order. The burger just didn't look like much. Granted, this is supposed to be one of those Cali burgers. I'm a NYer and lifetime east coaster and that's just not the kind of burger I'm used to. I'll give credit where credit's due and say that it came out cooked to temperature at medium rare: a nice sear and pink throughout. Wasn't quite a red center, but I'll take it. I should've opted for the Royale, hold the housemade Thousand Island. The chips came out on the side instead of on top of the burger (good move), but in my book, burgers are served with fries or nothing at all; chips are for sandwiches.
The fries were fries. Not great, not bad, not burned. They had some herb or spice I couldn't identify as I wasn't paying enough attention to the fries while the Giants were in a tight game (shouldn't have been that tight). Before I knew it, I was done with the fries. The burger was decent, but just not filling. Which, I guess, it's not supposed to be if I'm understanding the Cali burger theme. A nice soft bun, but I would've loved for it to be grilled a little harder. The bacon was extra crispy and just not how I like it. The crispy bacon was almost granular and too much of a texture shift to the burger.
But the most annoying part of my evening was my bartender. I was sitting at the bar with an open tab and he didn't come back to refill my beer for over an hour. I had 1 beer before I sat down and 1 beer with the burger and that was it. Just sat there watching the game as he walked by me a few dozen times and never bothered to check in. The bar was busy, but not packed and there were 2 bartenders and a barhop behind the counter; they were far from overworked. Sure I could've been pushy and called him over or simply screamed at him like many of the extremely obnoxious people did that night, but I didn't as he knew he had my card. Blech. That's the kind of service that gets you a sad tip from me plus a note on the receipt.
Maybe he thought I looked like a guy who stole his girl. Maybe he thought I looked like a guy who stiffed him the other night. Maybe he thought I looked like a bad tipper. I don't know. What I got was some lame service at a far from busy bar. I'm not in the area very often, but I won't be heading back there. The Standard Tap is right down the street with a better beer list and stellar burger. That reminds me, I gotta get back and review that place…
At the end of the night, the Giants eeked it out with a last second field goal to save the game. Unfortunately, PYT didn't have any late game heroics up its sleeve.
People who loved their PYT experience: Burgatory, uwishunu, fwts, Fidel Gastro, unbreaded, Foodaphilia, kitchenplay. So I'm well in the minority of Philly's bloggers here.
Messy not there
Picky * 1/2
The final word: I wouldn't come hungry as it's a Cali burger of Delaware proportion.
PYT
The Piazza
1050 N. Hancock St.
Philadelphia, PA 19123
(215) 268-7825
Hours
M – F: 5pm – 2am
Sat – Sun: 12pm -2am