Archive for August, 2005

RECIPE #1

Sunday, August 28th, 2005

grilled eggplant and goat cheese sandwich

Grilled Eggplant and Goat Cheese Sandwich

Last weekend, Messy's parents brought down some fresh vegetables from their garden, as well as a whole slew of non-perishables. So, tonight, we decided to make something out of the goods, which included two cucumbers, an eggplant and a small jar of sundried tomato spread. Messy looked through her recipes and found one she had torn out of the August 2004 issue of Real Simple magazine. She made some slight variations on the "Eggplant Parmesan with Goat Cheese Sandwich" recipe and tossed together our favorite cucumber and tomato salad on the side. The result was incredible. Here's how she did it:

Ingredients*
1 small eggplant, semi peeled and thinly sliced
Olive oil (ours is extra virgin and infused with basil and garlic)
4 slices of bread (we used Trader Joe's Crusty Italian Loaf)
1 small jar of sundried tomato spread
1/3 cup of goat cheese
1/4 cup of freshly grated parmesan cheese
A pinch of salt

Heat a non-stick skillet to medium-hot. Brush both sides of the eggplant slices with olive oil. Sprinkle with a little bit of salt. Cook until browned and softened for about 4 or 5 minutes per side. Spread each slice of bread with sundried tomato spread. Spread the goat cheese onto 2 of the slices of bread. Top the goat cheese with the grilled eggplant slices. Top the eggplant with the remaining slices of bread, tomato spread side down.

Brush the outsides of each sandwich with olive oil. Pat about a tablespoon of parmesan cheese onto the outsides of the sandwich. The cheese should stick to the oil. Heat the skillet over medium-low heat, add another drop of olive oil. Grill the sandwiches until the parmesan has browned for about 4 to 5 minutes per side.

To make the salad, slice two small (artfully peeled) cucumbers and one large tomato. Toss with Paul Newman's Light Raspberry Red Wine Vinaigrette. Presto! A delicious meal.

*Since Messy is a messy cook as well as a messy eater, all measurements are approximate. She never makes the same dish twice!

SERENDIPITY CAFÉ

Saturday, August 27th, 2005

The first time Messy went to this restaurant, she had a most delectable experience. The ambience: awesome. The room: spacious. The bathroom: hands down the most beautiful one in Chinatown. Most importantly, the food – Japanese appetizers and rolls – was sublime and inexpensive. Messy even found what would be her signature drink if it was served anywhere else: a combination of sake and plum wine served with a cherry (Blech– Picky). The experience was so wonderful, Messy knew she would have to return with Picky in tow.

When we visited Serendipity the results were very different. This time, Messy decided to branch out into the non-Japanese section of the menu (Serendipity also offers Chinese and Thai dishes). Big mistake. Although the portion was huge, the Pad Thai was dry and flavorless. Messy spent her meal kicking herself for not sticking with the sumptuous rolls she'd had before, which our dining partner – visiting from Connecticut – was happily consuming right across the table.

Picky was brought to Serendipity under the assumption that he would find something to eat in the non-Japanese section of the menu (he doesn't like most Japanese food). He started off with the wonton soup. How could he go wrong? It came out looking like wonton soup, but tasting like watered-down broth and with a flavorless filling. Even a large schmear of hot paste did not improve things. It got worse when the General Tso's chicken came out. It didn't even look right this time. This dish was barely edible, had Picky not been starving, he would not have finished it, but he was, and he did.

Messy ****1/2 (Japanese) & *1/2 (other)
Picky 1/2

The final word: Stick to Japanese food at a Japanese restaurant.

1009 Arch St.
Philadelphia, PA 19107
(215) 592-8288
Sun – Thu: 11:30am – 10pm
Fri – Sat: 11:30am – 11pm

LAZARO'S

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

lazaro's

First off, we gotta say that Lazaro's slices are huuuuge, even by our standards. They're also pretty tasty: our only complaint is that the sauce is way too sweet. But otherwise, the pizza is very good, especially for Philadelphia.

All size pies have eight slices. A small plain [read: cheese] starts at $6.50 and gourmet pies start at $8. The first tier gourmet pies include the BBQ Grilled Chicken, Eggplant & Tomato and Hawaiian [Pineapple & Ham]. We haven't had any of their gourmet pizzas, nor their calzones or other offerings which include six vegetarian sandwiches, four of which are slightly different variations of the veggie burger, but we have been back twice for their plain slice– which says a lot for us. Of course, we were really, really hungry both times. We'll have to give Lazaro's a try sometime on a fuller stomach.

Picky would put Lazaro's right up there with NYPD's and Two Red Boots's slices. Lazaro's is not really a destination– if you order, order takeout as there are only a few stools to sit on inside. Picky would like to amend this post and say that he's had enough of this sweet sauce after a couple trips. For the first couple of bites, it's good, then the sweetness is just too much, no amount of garlic powder can help. NYPD is king!

Messy ***
Picky * 1/2

The final word: Big, sweet slices.

1743 South St
Philadelphia, PA
(215) 545-2775
Mon – Th: 11am – 10.30pm
Fri – Sat: 11am – 11.30pm
Sun: Noon – 9.30pm

TONY LUKE'S BEEF AND BEER SPORTS BAR

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

tony luke's

First off, we didn't go to the original outdoor Tony Luke's stand, we went into the [comparatively] fancy and futuristic diner / sports bar across the street, which opened last year. We sat down in a booth in the very spacious main seating area. There is also seating available at the bar and upstairs. Picky immediately noticed at least ten plasma televisions scattered all over the establishment, probably a great place to watch an Iggles game with the South Philly crew. But if you're a non-sports fan vegetarian like Messy, you might not be so thrilled.

We had our favorite appetizer, jalapeño poppers. They were disappionting, probably straight out of the freezer and into a microwave. And what's with serving everything with marinara sauce? We like our poppers with sour cream! Messy had one of the two sandwich options available for vegetarians: a big and yummy eggplant parmesan.

Picky went with the standard Tony Luke's roast pork with sharp provalone [no rabe please]: it too was big — no, ginormous — and yummy. Picky also snarfed four hot bell peppers. Tony Luke's is not the most eco-friendly establishment, as they serve everything on styrofoam plates, with plastic utensils (as if you were ordering from the stand).

Messy **
Picky ***

The final word: Vegetarians, head to Gianna's instead, but stick around for some good meaty fare otherwise.

Tony Luke's
26 East Oregon Avenue
Philadelphia, PA 19148-4109
(215) 551-5725

WORLD FUSION

Thursday, August 4th, 2005

* * * * * now closed * * * * *

world fusion
We went here for a prix fixe Valentine's Day dinner with three courses and complimentary bubbly (a great deal at a total of $80/couple). Since we didn't go on a normal night, we can't comment on the regular menu items, but we can tell you what we had!

We started off with a "Kiss Martini"– a heavenly concoction of Godiva white chocolate liqueur, vodka and a Hershey's kiss. (Hey, it was Valentine's day!) Messy had a standard salad that was not especially good, although it was extraordinarily large. [Sidebar: Messy will never understand why restaurants insist on serving huge, uninspired salads. It's not like they make good leftovers.] Messy's main course was vegetable risotto– also very large but unfortunately, tasteless. Picky, on the other hand, started off with a wonderful lobster soup. (Not a bisque, don't call it a bisque! There is no cream added, it's just reduced.) The best part of the soup is the homemade sweet potato crisps lying right in it. Picky's entree was a delectable filet mignon with a Hawaiian coffee glaze. All this was washed down with a complimentary bottle of merlot (Picky has connections!)

We finished it off with a pretty tasty dessert sampler and two glasses of bubbly which neither of us finished – we're not big fans of the bubbly, but that's just us.

Messy **1/2
Picky ***1/2

The final word: A much better bang for your buck if you're a meat eater.

World Fusion
123 Chestnut Street
Philadelphia, PA 215-629-1100
Tuesday through Thursday: 5 PM to 10 PM / Bar Menu 5 PM to 11 PM
Friday and Saturday: 5 PM to 12 AM / Bar Menu 5 PM to 1 AM
Sunday: 5 PM to 9 PM / Bar Menu 5 PM to 10 PM Closed on Monday
Lounge Hours – Tuesday through Sunday: 10 PM to 2 AM
Bottle Service Available

WOK

Thursday, August 4th, 2005

wok

Upon seeing neon signs in Wok's windows, we figured we were in our price range. As soon as we sat down, however, we realized we were out of our league, in a strange hybrid of upscale Chinese restaurant with a take-out style menu.

They started our meal off with hot towel service and unravelling of our cloth napkins. We thought we'd save a few dollars by ordering water. Little did we know that they'd bring out Pellegrino! There were basically no vegetarian options and Messy ended up with some mushy tofu in brown sauce. [Sidebar: Messy laments the fact that all of the Chinese restaurants she's visited in Philly seem unaware of deep-frying tofu. Sure, it kills the health benefits, but wet, mushy, untreated blocks of tofu are just plain disgusting!]

Oh, and warning to all the other vegetarians out there: the hot and sour soup has chicken in it. (Messy found out the hard way.) Picky had some not-so-great General Tso's. He has yet to find any that can compete with his childhood favorite– Chopstix in Scarsdale, New York.

Messy *1/2
Picky *1/2

The final word: Pass.

Wok
1613 Walnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19103
215-751-9990

WHITE DOG CAFÉ

Thursday, August 4th, 2005

We can't even afford to eat in this restaurant, so we didn't; we ate in the bar area, complete with a much cheaper fare. But don't knock the bar menu, it's not your normal bar munchies food. In fact, it has a better menu than many "real" restaurants we've been to. We started off with nachos, but not just any nachos– a huge order piled high with re-fried black beans, jack cheese, salsa, sour cream and a dollop of guacamole (for 75¢ extra). Our party of four had a hard time finishing it.

Messy had the Balsamic Roasted Portobello Mushroom with Mozzarella on a sourdough roll with pesto, grilled onion, and roasted peppers. It was excellent, considering Messy doesn't like most portobello mushroom sandwiches.

Picky had the Lemon-Herb Grilled Chicken Sandwich with melted mozzarella and pesto on sourdough bread with roasted peppers, tomato, and romaine, which came with weird hand cut potato chips. The only one in our party who liked the chips was Messy. (Go figure.) Picky fancied himself a glass of the house beer, the Leg Lifter Lager, complete with a logo of, yes, a white dog lifting its leg as nature called. It was a light colored and light tasting beer, neither to Picky's liking.

We were told by Messy's sister that the bathrooms were confusing with funky labels on them, but can't vouch for that. We'll have to go back to lift our legs at another time.

Since reviewing The White Dog, they've changed ownership, management and menu
Messy ***1/2
Picky **

The final word: Very good and not very cheap.

White Dog Café
3420 Sansom Street Philadelphia, PA
(215) 386-9224
Lunch: Mon – Sat: 11:30am – 2:30pm
Brunch: Sun: 10:30am – 2:30pm
Dinner: Mon – Thu: 5:30pm – 10pm, Fri & Sat: 5:30pm – 11pm, Sun: 5pm – 10pm
Grill: Mon – Sat: 2:30pm – 1am, Sun: 2:30pm – Midnight
Bar: Daily Open until 2am
Happy Hour: Sun – Thu: 10pm – Midnight